Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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