Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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