Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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