Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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