btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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