I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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