I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Randomize
