The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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