Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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