we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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