I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He kissed a someone with a penis
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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