What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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