Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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