wakey wakey hands off snakey
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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