my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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