so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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