butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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