I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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