Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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