Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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