i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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