you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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