i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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