dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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