So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
