Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
did i walk over a car last night?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
tell me about the fingering
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