I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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