My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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