yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
birth control should be required to get into college
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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