Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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