He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize