Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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