Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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