if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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