I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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