Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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