We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's not a walk of shame if you run
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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