worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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