So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
