question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We don't watch enough power rangers
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
