Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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