Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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