ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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