You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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