but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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