That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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