what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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