why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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