I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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