It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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