your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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