not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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